Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir Toilet Spray

Turdcules Logsplitter Toilet Elixir Toilet Spray

Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper lips, Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your olfactory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• FREE Gift Box w/every bottle!
• Doesn't just COVER odors, Turdcules ELIMINATES odors by bonding with sulfur and nitrogen molecules
• The perfect Valentine's Day and Father's Day gift!
• Smells like Tree Bark & Grit
• Really smells like Leather, Pine & Moss
• 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
• SEPTIC-SAFE
• Proudly Made in the USA